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Sarcastic Humor / Heavyweight Cotton Hoodie
I Have No Porpoise Heavyweight Cotton Hoodie
Still figuring out your purpose? This porpoise isn’t helping.
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An ocean photo meets a deeply unserious existential crisis. I Have No Porpoise is for anyone whose sense of humor occasionally takes a dive.
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Fabric & fit
100% combed cotton, 380g/m² brushed fleece, pre-shrunk. Oversized fit; raglan sleeves; side-seamed; kangaroo pocket. Compare the garment measurements with a similar item you own before choosing a size.
The print
Large front print. Back and sleeves are unprinted. Print alignment and texture can vary at the kangaroo pocket and seams.
Care
Follow the care label supplied with your garment. Wash inside out and avoid ironing directly over the printed design.
Delivery
Printed to order. Allow approximately 2–3 business days for production, followed by an estimated 7–12 business days in transit. Alaska and Hawaii transit is estimated at 10–20 business days. Shipping charges and applicable tax appear before payment. These are estimates, not guaranteed arrival dates.
Returns & replacements
For damaged, incorrect or defective items, contact support@funtimefashion.com within 30 calendar days after delivery with your order number and photos. Made-to-order items are not ordinarily returnable for a size or color you selected incorrectly or a change of mind, except where applicable rights require it.