Design preview on a shirt mockup. Final garment, color options and print placement may differ.
Funtime Fashion / Sarcasm
I Have No Porpoise Tee
Still figuring out your purpose? This porpoise isn’t helping.
Design previewFinal pricing to be announced
We’re choosing the final garment, fit, colors and sizes. These images show the design concept, not a final product specification.
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An ocean photo meets a deeply unserious existential crisis. I Have No Porpoise is for anyone whose sense of humor occasionally takes a dive.
Fabric & fit
The final garment, fabric, fit and size range are still being chosen. We’ll publish the details and a matching size guide before ordering opens.
Care
Care instructions will be confirmed for the final garment and print method before ordering opens.
Delivery
We ship to the 50 United States and Washington, DC. Shipping is calculated for your delivery address before payment. Production and delivery estimates will be shown before purchase.
Returns & replacements
For damaged, incorrect or defective items, contact support@funtimefashion.com within 30 calendar days after delivery with your order number and photos. Made-to-order items are not ordinarily returnable for a size or color you selected incorrectly or a change of mind, except where applicable rights require it.
The design
The original artwork pairs the porpoise photo with a blunt, bold caption. The shirt image comes from the earlier product collection; we’ll confirm the final shirt options before launch.
A little sarcasm looks good on you.
Made for people who take their humor more seriously than themselves.
